Novels No. 73

 

Deon Meyer. Thirteen Hours. 2010. Vintage Canada Edition, 2011.

(Another in-house grab) The streets of Capetown are a whole 'nother venue! This novel, this author, are revelations. Inspector Benny Greissler spends as much time fighting bureaucracy as he does crime. Elevated to supervising new detectives, Benny's involved with the early morning murder of a young American backpacker, Erin Russel—a case for Inspector Vusi Ndareni. The scary young killers, unknown to the cops yet, are not finished, chasing her friend Rachel. A second case crops up that morning with Inspector Fransman Dekker in charge: music record executive Adam Barnard found shot to death beside his drunk, oblivious wife Alexa. The two being minor celebrities attracts an unruly media crowd; Dekker and Benny also face Barnard's hostile business partner who accuses one of their clients. How many people are lying about Barnard's death? But the missing foreign tourist ranks highest for attention and it takes agonizingly long to organize a proper search.

The book could have been subtitled Who's in Charge Here? Quarrelling police departments, dithering bosses, reluctant colleagues, snarled traffic, and a power blackout waste more time for implementing actions. At this point I will say that South Africa is a different world, at least in police perspective; social discrimination still affects attitudes to varied skin colours and tribal differences. The liberal use of Afrikaans terminology (except fokkol which apparently means exactly as it sounds) is unfamiliar. While terrified Rachel hides and runs, runs and hides, Inspector Mdali Kaleni is appointed to assist Vusi—she the object of workforce bullying and obesity shaming.

Why were the two girls targeted? Under all the chaotic activity and numerous threads is a literary structure geared to the most intense suspense you can imagine. We live with the detectives and their frustrations on all levels. The recording industry is turned inside out. Character insights and social commentary are smoothly integrated. Even Benny's pathetic domestic life is not ignored. The race to beat the killers to Rachel is heart pounding. It's a very, very busy thirteen hours alternating between two cases and four hectic cops; truly an outstanding work of the genre.

Rachel

▪ She wanted to rest, she wanted to catch her breath and try to control her terror. (12)

▪ Far off, just where the road curled over the flank of the mountain, stood two of them. Small, watchful figures, one with a cell phone to his ear. (32)

▪ She must get down to where there were people; she had to get help. Somewhere someone must be prepared to listen and to help. (57)

▪ Then one of them began to turn. The one who had started it all. The one who had bent over Erin with the knife. (81)

▪ "Daddy, you have to help me. They want to kill me too." (112)

▪ One eye was swollen shut, the other would not focus, her vision was blurred. Four people were holding her down. (285)

Bits

▪ "Mrs. Barnard," said Dekker stiffly and formally, "I get the impression that your husband's death hasn't upset you very much." (54)

▪ "He can't curb his bloody ambition and if I try to cover for him they say it's because he's a fucking hotnot just like me, and I only look after my own people, where the fuck are you, anyway?" (85)

▪ "I have been a policeman for over twenty-five years, Fransman, and I'm telling you now, they will always treat you like a dog, the people, the press, the bosses, politicians, regardless of whether you are black, white or brown." (175)

▪ "Benny, you're my safety net, my supervisor. Just keep an eye, check the crime scene management, don't let them miss suspects." (176)

▪ "They're looking for something, Vusi, the fuckers are looking for something the girls have. That's why Rachel is still alive." (309)

▪ Vusi's hand dropped to his service pistol, took hold of it and pulled it out. He lifted his left hand to open the door and saw how it was shaking, realised his heart was beating wildly and his breathing was shallow, almost panicky. (340)

William Boyd. Gabriel's Moon. NY: First Grove Atlantic, 2024.

Gabriel Dax: English travel writer/journalist, insomniac. In the 1960s after a visit to Democratic Republic of the Congo, Gabriel's interview with new leader Patrice Lumumba excites newspaper interest, but Lumumba is kidnapped by rebels, and the article was never published. Gabriel notices that his London flat was disturbed while he was away. Odd events begin that he doesn't fully understand: an MI6 agent called Faith Green asks him to perform a small favour for them in Spain; a chance flirtation there with Nancy-Jo Berndlinger almost lands him in jail; someone is following him; when Nancy-Jo comes to London, she's soon found dead of a drug overdose. Later during his second, similar trip to Spain he spontaneously risks a dangerous act with his contact Caldwell, unknown to Faith. By now the world is sure that Lumumba was assassinated.

Even though Gabriel doesn't want to know the ultimate purposes of Faith's requests, he feels he's being constantly watched. Overtures are made demanding his notes and tapes of that DRC interview, where Lumumba named several people who wanted to kill him. Gabriel ignores them, working on his latest book and paying several visits to shrink Dr Katerina Haas, in hope of curing his insomnia; he knows the tragic fire that destroyed his childhood home and killed his mother is at the root of it. So it becomes a mission to investigate what was known about the circumstances at the time—when he was a traumatized six-year-old. Does his brother Sefton know something he doesn't? And as his obsession with Faith increases, he wonders if anything in his life really happens by chance.

Gabriel's Moon is not a thriller in any breathless sense. It's a subtle playbook of recruitment and commitment of Cold War spies, how one man's relatively mild existence becomes complicit in international events never knowing exactly what purpose lies beyond his small part. Author Boyd neatly dovetails with Congo uprisings and the Cuban missile crisis.

Words:

anamnesis = personal medical history; ability to recall past occurrences

vermiculated = worm-eaten

refulgent = luminous, shining

Fragments

▪ Some days in life are simply like this, he told himself, strange auguries of the world's ambivalence. (17)

▪ "And not everyone thinks he's, you know, the great, coming man that you portrayed. The Congo's messy. Very. Lots of vested interests, lots of flashpoints." (25)

▪ "I go to sleep and then I dream of fire, fires burning. I wake. I can't get back to sleep." (39)

▪ "Discover the memories you don't know you have. This knowledge will eradicate your mind disorder and your insomnia will be gone." (54)

▪ "Queneau told me that these names," he continued, "lead directly to the door of former President Eisenhower." (109)

▪ He was like a man in an ever-widening, ever-vermiculated labyrinth, he decided, but one with no exit. He was becoming increasingly worried as he became increasingly implicated. (139)

▪ "OUR USELESS SECRET SERVICE! TOP SPY FLEES TO MOSCOW!" [newspaper headlines](154)

▪ As he thought further about the choice he'd made in Cádiz, he saw it as the one recourse he'd had available to him to establish his own individuality, his independence as a thinking, functioning human being. (155)

▪ "I never know what's going on," Bennet said. "And I don't want to know. I just follow instructions." (195)

Novels No. 72

 

Jo Nesbo. Blood Ties. Toronto: Random House Canada, 2024.

Possibly Nesbo has written the most dynamic novel, ever, of corruption galore. Corrupt individuals, yet human. Roy Opgard narrates his journey approaching middle age; he and his brother Carl have always been inextricably close. Through wheeling and dealing, constructing an impressive mansion, and plans to expand his hotel, Carl considers himself the most important man in a Norwegian town called Os. Roy intends to build an amusement park with the world's biggest roller-coaster. Much business goes on here, enough to make my head swim over loans and mortgages and shareholders and percentages. Blackmail is often the leverage for clinching many financial deals, sometimes a double-cross included. By his own count, Roy has killed seven people without detection, although the circumstances vary. Sheriff Kurt Olsen is working hard on his suspicions of several car crashes in the mountains.

Despite the nefarious activity, Roy's position as narrator makes him a sympathetic figure. So too thinks the hotel's new marketing manager Natalie, to Roy's great pleasure. Or did he ever get over his first love, Shannon, the brilliant architect once married to Carl? Natalie has her own guilty needs. Domestic abuse is a trigger for Roy's anger ‒ it started his whole sorry sequence ‒ so often employed to protect Carl; Roy's character is adroitly nuanced as he begins to weigh his responsibilities, constantly questioning his choices. A full cast of characters pushes one event after another in swift succession while the town gossips chorus relentlessly on whose finger is in whose pie. Typical Nesbo: kinda wild but totally compelling in a train wreck kind of way.

Fragments

▪ In my own mind, in my own head, I'm a hick, nothing but a fucking peasant. A dyslexic and socially dysfunctional loner with no more education and no more refinement than I've been able to pick up for myself in a remote mountain village. (10)

▪ Rita smiled. "Do you want to own more of Os than your brother? Is that it?" (33)

▪ "Just a shame for you that the statute of limitations was repealed. It means I'm going to be after you both till the day you die." (44)

▪ Because when you realize that what you do, and what you are, are without value, then perhaps you're better off putting a bullet through your forehead. (84)

▪ "That loan is for the amusement park, Carl. You must understand that I can't use it to get you out of a mess." (113)

▪ "That's what I recognized in your father. The shame. It weighed on him. Like a backpack filled with rocks." (119)

▪ "Either you nip out that bullet or I'll take a pair of tweezers at home, heat them up with a lighter and do it myself." (241)

▪ "Some family trees spread sickness. They should've been cut down a long time ago." (263)

▪ "You steal my hotel and you've got the cheek to claim you're doing me a favor." (295)

▪ "I know how you feel," said Carl. "But this makes us even and we can make a fresh start. Team Opgard. What d'you say?" (301)

Claire Cameron. How to Survive a Bear Attack. Toronto: Alfred A. Knopf Canada, 2025.

Words to describe this memoir almost fail me. First, it's from the talented author of bestselling The Last Neanderthal (loved it) and previous novels. Secondly, Claire is the daughter of a longtime friend of mine. Thirdly, the story has to tell itself: a rare but fatal experience for some island campers and a personal journey to solve the mystery. Algonquin Park, a determined cancer survivor, and a crime investigation. I'm not enamoured of bears, nor probably are most people, but bear is half this story. Cameron's knowledge of the natural environment is boundless. Being active outdoors—camp counsellor, guiding, adventuring—was instrumental in healing the wound of her father's premature death. The dad who told her Old English stories of Beowulf and kenning words.

Surely Cameron herself rivals the special knowledge of bears by the experts she quotes. Off and on, it seems, for years she puzzled on the atypical behaviour of a black bear that killed two campers. Her investigation took on full shape after her diagnosis of the same cancer ‒ a genetic mutation ‒ that killed her father. Being outdoors, being anywhere in UV rays, was to be avoided now as much as possible. She gets her answers as to why this was a rare bear attack and in doing so, learned to be alive.

Fragments

▪ I still missed my dad. My grief could be sharp, but the wilderness held so many ways to divert my attention. (21)

▪ He mostly scavenged and foraged, but he craved protein because it added bulk to his muscles like nothing else could. He always had an eye out for meat. (38)

▪ All these tools mean the bear can detect human food or our bodies from up to twenty miles away. (87)

▪ I'd been preparing to fight a bear when the thing that would most likely kill me—my own DNA—had been lurking in a place much closer. (123)

▪ If a cache of meat is large enough, bears have been observed guarding it for five days or longer. (148)

▪ I was tough and could weather hard things. What I couldn't face was the 50 percent chance that I had passed the mutation on to my sons. (187)

▪ I'd been so caught up in dying that I'd forgotten something more important. I needed to focus on being alive. (189)

▪ The attack happened because the bear made a decision—he had taken risks that paid off in the past. (253)

Emma C. Wells. This Girl's a Killer. USA: Poisoned Pen Press/Sourcebooks, 2024.

Here's a busy, confident, outspoken pharmaceutical sales rep called Cordelia Black. Her chosen family is her best friend Diane and Diane's child Samantha. Behind the scenes, Cordelia is skimming off a few drugs here and there, referring to her real "work" and her "work studio." Her work is killing bad men and selling the corpses to a bodysnatcher for parts. So far she's getting away with it. I believe it's all meant to be taken lightly as satire. Cordelia's not really likeable, being glib and smart-ass with no redeeming qualities. In two early scenes with men she's not met before, she deliberately provokes and antagonizes them.

I stopped around page 70, that's enough. I've read my share of psycho stories where by and large they've been well-researched and the disorders comprehensible. But here, the protagonist is at odds with the author's contrived breeziness. Cordelia takes gleeful self-satisfaction in threatening and torturing human beings, justifying her pleasure in it by assuring herself it's for the greater good: ridding the world of sadistic, predatory men. We are not told of the equally(?) depraved acts they committed, for which she condemns them; it's already overkill. For me the entire atmosphere is poisoned by pretending there's something humorous about the concept and the character.

Novels No. 71

 

Antoine Laurain. French Windows (Dangereusement douce) 2023. UK: Gallic Books, 2024.

This novel is way beyond Psychology 101. It was not exactly what I expected although yes, it contains a mystery, as do the characters therein. Dr Faber is a psychoanalyst, a shrink as he calls himself. He treats the standard variety of disorders on the conventional couch. Until Nathalie lies down on it. A photographer by profession, she has hit a block, has lost her desire or ability with the camera. Because the last photograph she took was of a murder—the main mystery. Without having further details, the doctor gives her an exercise: write what she knows about people on the five-floor apartment building opposite her own, a building she often trained her camera on in the past. Before each session with Faber, Nathalie delivers her assignments. Each written essay is in first person narrative.

We don't know how this kind of therapy will help improve or manage Nathalie's problem. We are told about Alice the YouTube influencer, Alban the cartoonist, Vince the songwriter, Marc the financier who recently moved away, and a nameless heavily-addicted smoker; all of them were or are making positive changes in their lives. We also don't know how Nathalie knows so much about them—Faber suspects she is inventing most of it. Will she prove him wrong? How this plays out in the paternal doctor-patient relationship is another mystery.

But a murder did/does occur and Nathalie has evidence. Even though we learn little about this woman, here's an author who is a master of cerebral style, spinning an intimate, beguiling tale that subtly touches on our social constructs.

Faber

▪ In truth, analysis is quite boring. (25)

▪ "Do you see your camera as a barrier between you and the world, a form of protection?" (26)

▪ "You're projecting yourself through these identities. With some talent, indeed. But you are there, in each of these lives." (101)

▪ "What am I to understand from the story of the man who chooses to live with his female cat, rather than with his wife and child?" (101)

▪ For a moment, I felt like a publisher in discussion with a first-time author. At least, I imagine this is the sort of conversation they might have. We need to resume our respective roles: therapist and patient. (124)

▪ Sitting there in my daughter's old room, what I felt was not romantic love. I wished that Nathalia could have been my daughter. (128)

From the Stories

▪ A truly loving partner does not sulk ‒ check my video on women who sulk! (34)

▪ "Your friend is... is North African?" he said, speaking very slowly, in a toneless voice, as if he was announcing the imminent arrival of an asteroid that would blast us all back to the age of the dinosaurs. (39)

▪ I'll kill the fat guy and release my thinner self. I'll murder the man who's poisoned my life for as long as I can remember. (70)

▪ I had become a kind of living cliché of success in today's consumer society. (111)

▪ We don't need a new metaverse, we're there already ‒ everything takes place in front of a screen. (112)

▪ To me, the loss of my pleasure in smoking felt as if a whole section of my personality had come crashing down, never to be rebuilt. (149)

Denise Mina. The End of the Wasp Season. Toronto: McArthur & Company, 2011.

From a Tartan Noir icon, another deliciously rich crime novel from the past. Mina's DS Alex Morrow is in a small series (see also Novels No. 62 this year), a cop pregnant with twins at this time. Working the case of Sarah Errol, a young woman who was severely beaten to death in her deceased mother's home, Alex and her team are startled to find hundreds of thousands of euros hidden in Sarah's kitchen. Their boss Bannerman takes charge, underscoring the rancour among their police politics. Alex runs into an old friend in that neighbourhood. She hasn't seen Kay Murray for years, now a cleaner for nearby wealthy homeowners and who had cared for Sarah's mother in a long illness. A parallel story follows teen schoolboy Thomas who is just informed that his father, Lars Anderson, committed suicide by hanging at their sprawling estate. Lars' extensive business interests had collapsed, infuriating investors, and the Andersons are losing everything they owned.

In an unorthodox plot move, the author lets us know who killed Sarah, but the suspense builds on why. As Alex collects information about her, the woman's travels indicated suspicious activities and surprising relationships; she was making money for her mother's expensive care. Alex herself avoids any reference to her own family, especially her criminal brother Danny, while Bannerman expects to nail the Murray family for murder. Thomas makes discoveries as he wanders through a fog: his mother Moira apologizes, his sister Ella is psychotic, and his father's second family is not far away. The contrast between unloved children and beloved children is heartbreaking, often with tragic conclusions.

Mina has an unerring pen for the gritty social order in Glasgow and its struggling characters—no filters. Many threads woven here, thick with humanity at its worst or best. IMO this book is one of her most brilliant.

Alex

▪ Danny broke jaws and slammed car doors on hands. Danny stabbed a man in the face with a bottle. Danny did those things when he felt he was owed or when he wanted something. (21)

▪ Bannerman's rudeness had made it a point of pride among the men to hide their lights, as if being good at their job was helping Bannerman be a prick. (34)

▪ Five-hundred-euro notes usually meant money laundering, usually meant drugs. (35)

▪ Stay angry, stay detached. Everyone was worried about her doing the job because she was pregnant. She could feel herself fading in the eyes of the big bosses, becoming an invisible factor, dying in their eyes. (39)

▪ "My job is extra hard today because I have to try and manipulate you into giving a toss." She looked at them. "That's annoying." (170)

▪ He was taking a theological approach to it, treading very carefully, he was tiptoeing around a big fat bloody lie and was willing to be charged with murder rather than give it up. (339-40)

Kay

▪ Kay always arrived half an hour early, thirty minutes that she insisted she didn't get paid for, just to listen to Margery moan and weep because she was lonely and so much had gone wrong and she couldn't talk to her clubhouse ladies because none of them ever admitted to having troubles. (77)

▪ "Me and Mrs. Errol ..." she moved the food around her plate. "best friend I ever had." (211)

▪ "I'm not scared because I've done anything. I'm scared because I don't trust you. Any of ye." (226)

▪ Kay wanted to get out of here. She had never asked Danny for anything and it was a mistake to come here now. (271)

Thomas

▪ Moira. Distant, stupid, no-longer-pretty mother. She'd be fainting away every half hour, unable to cope with the loss of a man who'd been phoning his mistresses from the breakfast table for years. (82)

▪ He couldn't blame Squeak but took it on himself, as if Squeak was a part of him that he had allowed to grow and fester unchecked. (83)

▪ They were eating there so that people could see him squander two-hundred-quid meals on an awkward teenager and a soppy kid. His father wasn't special, he was just rich. (84)

▪ He couldn't imagine Lars with this woman: she didn't look formal enough, or old enough. She looked like Sarah Erroll, except very tall and pretty. (243)

▪ "I'm sorry, Ella, I thought you were faking." And then he didn't say anything after that. (311-2)

Novels No. 70

 

Jean Hanff Korelitz. The Plot. USA: Celadon Books/Macmillan, 2021.

Jacob Finch Bonner is a writer with one well-received novel. Since then he'd felt blocked, eking a living by coaching aspiring writers and teaching creative writing at places like Ripley College. Jake's whole being revolves around whether he can produce an even better second novel, although he's creatively inert, anguishing that he might be a one-hit wonder, finding little interest in his students or clients. But slowly an idea germinates, having come from Evan Parker, an obnoxious student. Evan already had a finished manuscript, allowing Jake as teacher to view a mere few pages; smugly confident of his superior skills, Evan verbally described the plot to him. When Jake learns that Evan died not long after his college days, with no sign that the manuscript was ever published, he decides it's too unique a story not to develop. And so the writing flows again and Jake triumphs with his intriguing new novel called Crib, reviews and sales fulfilling his wildest dreams. His publisher, his agent Matilda, his editor Wendy, everyone is thrilled.

On one of his book tours he meets media producer Anna Williams, and the mutual attraction results in marriage, Anna moving into his New York apartment. Fate steps in, in the form of "TalentedTom"* harassing Jake with emails like You're a thief and JacobFinchBonner is not the author of Crib. The reference to "Ripley" strikes fear in Jake as the messages start showing up on social media; he may be exposed as a fraud and is too ashamed to tell anyone the origin of his plot. Matilda and cohort believe the matter is simply an envious, malicious troll. He keeps Anna in the dark about his problem; she attributes his noticeable stress to work on the next book. Jake is asking himself who could possibly be familiar with the manuscript that Evan had refused to show anyone? After researching student names from that particular class, Jake eventually visits Evan's home town where his unfortunate family is remembered.

Did Jake deserve the anonymous condemnation, his own self-torment? Ideas can't be copyrighted—but when is an idea someone's story? Bits of Crib with its shocking event are scattered throughout to confound the issue. The Plot is a challenging exercise, not to mention bearing relentless suspense as a very angry guy intends to ruin a writer.

* Name of iconic character in author Patricia Highsmith's The Talented Mr. Ripley.

Fragments

▪ When the session ended, this pompous, withholding, and profoundly irritating person had simply gone away, presumably to do what he needed to do in order to bring his book to the light. But actually, just to die. (60-1)

▪ But there was one thing he actually did believe in that bordered on the magical, or at least the beyond-pedestrian, and that was the duty a writer owed to a story. (61)

▪ Each morning after she left for work he sat paralyzed at his desk clicking back and forth from Facebook to Twitter to Instagram, Googling himself every hour or so to see if anything had broken through, taking the temperature of his own alarm to see whether he was afraid, or merely afraid of being afraid. (141-2)

▪ "Evan Parker? Listen to anyone's problems? Evan Parker didn't give a shit about anyone else's problems." (190)

▪ If only Evan Parker's novel had been fictional, but unfortunately it was quite real. (192)

▪ Any novelist would understand what he'd done. Any novelist would have done exactly the same. (227)

▪ "All right," she conceded. "So maybe plagiarism isn't the right word. Maybe theft of story gets closer." (232)

▪ "That bastard just helped himself to my entire life story. Now you know that isn't right, Jake, don't you?" (311)

Jackie Kabler. The Perfect Couple. UK: OneMoreChapter/HarperCollins, 2020.

Grabbed from in-house library ...

Married less than a year, Gemma and Danny O'Connor have just moved to Bristol from London. He works in cyber security, she's a freelance journalist but no longer covers crime stories. Unknown to them at first, DCI Helena Dickens and her police team are struggling with the mysterious bludgeoning deaths of two local men. After a few weeks in their happy new home, Danny simply disappears; Gemma is frantic and finally calls police. Helena does not believe her – that Danny ever came to Bristol at all, for lack of evidence – he never turned up at the job he said he went to daily, never seen by neighbours. The weirdness piles on when they all see that Danny not only physically resembles the two murdered men, but also a search of their prior London home discloses a horrifying amount of weeks-old blood. But no body.

Narrated between Gemma and Helena, both are frustrated for different, but related reasons. Gemma is half-mad with worry and fear; surely Danny would contact her if he were alive. Dickens thinks Gemma is hiding the truth behind elaborate lies. And the pressure is on to find who committed the local killings. Unfolding events touch on internet dating, Danny's unlovely Irish family, similar murders in London, cousin Quinn, a false confession, and an avalanche of media attention. Gemma and her friend Eva try to decipher Danny's deception, aware that the police don't believe her. Finally Dickens decides to go with accumulated circumstantial evidence to arrest Gemma for Danny's murder, sans body. I came to my own theory early on, only partially vindicated because of a tricky twist.

The story never fully engaged me, perhaps because it was slow-moving yet very wordy. To me, it belaboured the point of Gemma's devastated and desperate state of mind. A strange story, it requires full investment in an unusual psychological issue.

Gemma

▪ Where the hell were the photos I wanted, the ones from the past few weeks? And why were only some of the recent pictures missing, and not all of them? (47)

▪ "What the hell is wrong with me? Why didn't I notice, why didn't I realize something was wrong?" (99)

▪ "Because whether he's alive or dead now, he's definitely been hiding something, your Danny. That much is pretty clear. We just need to figure out what it was." (134)

▪ Fear wasn't a big enough word for this, not big enough for the all-consuming anguish, this confusion, the growing sense that everything around me was spinning faster and faster, completely out of control. (163)

▪ "But that's his watch, I know it is. Look, there." I jabbed a finger at the screen. "It's really unusual – it's a Nomos Terra, I bought it for him as a wedding gift." (238)

▪ I'd been arrested and was sitting in a police cell. Me, Gemma O'Connor, journalist, magazine columnist, of previous excellent character – not even a parking ticket, for God's sake – had been arrested, on suspicion of murder and attempted murder. (318)

Police

▪ "Another job somewhere, that for some reason he didn't tell his wife about? Or was he doing something else entirely?" (53)

▪ "There haven't been any cash withdrawals, Gemma, not for weeks as I said. No debit card purchases either." (73)

▪ "In addition, Danny seems to have vanished but taken absolutely nothing with him. His passport, clothes, everything is still there, correct?" (150)

▪ "Did Gemma actually send this message, and not Danny himself, because she was planning to kill him, or indeed had already killed him, and didn't want alarm bells to ring when he failed to turn up at his new place of work?" (158)

▪ "It means we've got this wrong. We've got this all wrong." (347)

Novels No. 69

 

Alafair Burke. The Note. USA: Alfred A. Knopf, 2025.

May Hanover has just ushered out two policemen from her home, lying to her fiancé Josh about why they came to see her, then quietly warns her friends Lauren and Kelsey that they too can expect a police visit. And so a tantalizing mystery begins. Cause and effect; ripple effect. Six days earlier the three women, besties since music camp days, share a vacation home in the Hamptons. Always in touch by texting, they've dubbed themselves The Canceled Crew—because each experienced some form of public humiliation to their reputations. Kelsey is now working in her father's lucrative real estate business, but it took years to recover from her husband's unsolved murder and the social shunning that blamed her for it. Lauren is a gifted musician in her own right whose position heading a major symphony orchestra is attributed maliciously to her influential, married lover. May's legal training and admired prosecution style almost collapsed when she lost it in public over one-too-many racist slurs; a video of her raging and screaming at the wrong man went viral.

Before you can say martini, the trio begin a marathon party night at local bars and restaurants, reminiscent of their younger, wilder days. At one point, a smug driver deliberately steals the parking space they were waiting for; later they vilify him among themselves in high spirits. Kelsey doesn't tell them when she places a nasty note on the anonymous man's car—the Note that comes back to haunt them. Without spoilers, I can merely say that although each woman now avoids publicity like the plague, one little note intended as a mean joke, one little harmless lie to the cops, and the matter swells to unforeseen dimensions. Because the man in question disappears that weekend, feared dead by family, and three charges of murder are coming.

Brilliant, just brilliant: Burke outdoes herself detailing the lives and associates of our three. As long as you know what ghosting and gaslighting and catfishing and FOMO mean ☺. Each personality is carefully drawn, including conscientious detective Carter Decker, exploring friendship, professional stability, and legal complexities—the latter Burke's specialty—in the most absorbing way.

Bits

▪ To my assailant, I wasn't just a Chink or a bitch, but the most despised combination of all: an Asian American woman. (108)

▪ Once Lauren began to hear rumours that the camp owner's hand had gone up her skirt, she knew she could not remain an effective den mother. (122-3)

▪ "She was an extraordinary talent. When he called me to say her body was found in the lake, he just broke down." (154)

▪ "It was just a stupid note. A practical joke. It's not a crime. And you told the truth." (174)

▪ "Wait, you said your name's Kelsey? That's not what I have. Am I looking at the wrong records?" (178)

▪ "You go off on Kelsey for keeping secrets, and yet here you are, after all these years? After all the chances you've had to tell me it was you?" (188)

▪ "The responding patrol officer found the driver's-side seat fully reclined. Two gunshots, right in the face." (190)

▪ "Luke could have forced Kelsey to destroy the embryos once they were divorced. But with him deceased, she gets to make the call on whether to implant them or not?" (205

Michael Idov. The Collaborators. USA: Simon & Schuster, 2024.

Ari Falk is a seasoned pro with America's premium intelligence agency in an espionage tale of familiar enemies: CIA vs KGB (or GRU, FSB, whatever the current acronym). That is to say, the tale begins thusly but veers off script somewhere between the hammam in Istanbul and the shootout in Ari's Riga office (exposing Russian corruption but masquerading as a news agency). His best Russian asset, Anton, turns into a poisoned corpse (remember real-life Litvinenko who died from drinking tea in England?); his two invaluable employees are dead, the office destroyed. Ari was probably meant to die too, but why? What has he done or learned recently to cause this mayhem? His boss Harlow orders him two weeks R&R in London before a return to Langley HQ. But Ari hoodwinks his MI6 minder and hooks up with Alan Keeger, an idealistic data processor with a massive network of volunteer sleuths. Ari's going to get to the bottom of this with or without CIA blessing.

Serious spy stuff, of course—but what style! Author Idov's tongue is firmly in cheek at the right moments. Ari is just getting started. So is Maya Chou Obrandt, an aspiring actress in LA whose financier father Paul suddenly drowned himself off a yacht near Portugal. She can't read the letter in cursive Russian her dad left her, but with so many mixed feelings she needs to know what took place on that yacht. Off Maya goes to Tangier seeking the yacht captain; instead she meets Ari Falk who saves her life, although the captain is a goner. It's much more complicated as we learn about Maya's family in the 1990s and Ari's off-the-books pursuit to avenge his dead colleagues. Duplicitous bankers, gobs of stolen money, evil assassins, missing travellers, disgusting Moscow restaurants, and a headstrong Maya—the revelations are dizzying and Ari's tradecraft skills are challenged to the max.

Definitely not your average spy story, and in addition to the cheeky humour we get fascinating insights into past international election interferences (think "collaborators"). Feel the subtle reverberations of our own present days. It's all too credible enough to ask yourself who really runs the world. Let's have more Ari Falk.

Fragments

▪ That was the way the game was played now: each side making its lies as shameless as possible and daring others to do something about it. (20)

▪ "She said 'my husband.' But older Russian women say that about anyone they date for over a week." (33)

▪ "What? Is he not a piece of shit for what he did? And I don't even mean leaving you to clean up the mess," Maya yelled, fully unhinged now and feeling almost elated with rage. (57)

▪ Karikh couldn't have felt stupider. ... No one coming off the plane made eye contact. Was this a setup? A prank? Some kind of operational redundancy? (60)

▪ "Right now you've got three dead guys around you, one potential ally, and one free motorcycle. If you don't come out in ten seconds, it's just going to be you and the dead guys. Your choice." (111)

▪ "In the eyes of the world, you will come to Russia supported by the sane European center and not all-the-way-to-Stalin left, while the old US of A keeps throwing its weight behind Boris." (161)

▪ Much less explicable than the attack itself was the fact that two untrained journalists fought it off well enough to send both assailants into the grave with one clean head shot each. (83)

▪ A whole tableful of puzzle pieces clicked together. Balashov's spectacular Saul-to-Paul conversion was a psyop, the revelations in his essays preapproved, and the corrupt officials he was blasting had likely just fallen out of favor with his bosses. (177-8)

▪ Of course. How could I forget. The Russians don't exfiltrate. No asset is worth the trouble. (206)

▪ They walked into the low-ceilinged living room, depressingly neat and done up in a mix of Desert Modernism and International Grandma. (215)

Novels No. 68

Richard Osman. We Solve Murders. Large Print. USA: Random House, 2024.

Rosie D'Antonio is a wealthy, lively, bestselling novelist of a certain age who hired security firm Maximum Impact Solutions because a Russian wants to kill her. Her assigned bodyguard is Amy Wheeler whom mystery man François Loubet is trying to kill; Loubet uses murder broker Rob Kenna who chooses Eddie Flood as the hit man. Thanks to a generous new investment, Felicity's failing theatrical agency is reborn as Vivid Viral Media, herself unaware that she's now a front for money-smuggling—attracting would-be internet influencers like Bonnie Gregor as innocent mules. Amy's boss Jeff disappears after his actor client Max Highfield walks out, heading for rival security firm operated by Henk van Veen, Jeff's ex-partner. Steve Wheeler, retired cop and father of Amy's absent husband Adam, is willing to leave his comfort zone temporarily to help Amy find whoever killed three of those mules, so Amy can kill the killer before she gets killed.

It's like that. Love it or hate it, it's Osman at his absurdist best. Luckily, Rosie has her own jet for transporting Amy and Steve here and there. They need to unravel the elaborate plot that frames Amy for the three killings. Oh-oh, two more dead mules surface. Adam happens to be in Dubai just where he's useful. Steve, fretting that he might miss his regular trivia night in the pub back home, gets his pal Tony to interview Felicity for possible clues. Rosie can't help flirting with Steve even when drug dealer Nelson Nunez has them at gunpoint. Steve's neighbour Gary, reformed drug smuggler, provides a convenient helipad and safe house. The only character who seems slightly out of context is Loubet, confiding to us in first person mode; even he doesn't know the identity of his own informant Joe Blow.

Dialogue is the crazy glue that binds these opinionated people into fast-paced entertainment. It also happens to be a tricky, insidious mystery; screwball fun if you're in the mood. Who knew money-laundering mules were so epidemic?

Very Random Bits

▪ "Harry Styles gave me that jacket," says Max. (32)

▪ "You can catch people on your doorbell these days, can't you? Could we try that?" (71)

▪ Big Navy SEAL with a gun directly behind her. Who is doing this? Who needs her dead? (96)

▪ Rosie only really has one rule in life: if you see a door, walk through it. (104)

▪ "Sir," says the man, flicking through Steve's passport and looking at him again, "I hope you don't think we're having a conversation." (168)

▪ "God don't care about yesterday," says Barb. "God cares about tomorrow. I'll make you a rose hip fusion, and I'll put a bit of kale in it." (191)

▪ Steve and Rosie are singing along to a song about country roads that she has never heard. If someone is going to kill her, please let it be now. (217)

▪ How easy it seems to be to talk to Felicity Woollaston. Spies mustn't fall in love, though. It's the first rule. (253)

▪ "I heard you were a DJ," says Big Mick. "Apart from that, I don't want to know." (283)

▪ "I'm not getting in a minibus," says Rosie. "No disrespect to anyone." (364)

Denise Mina. Conviction. USA: Mulholland/Little, Brown and Company, 2019.

This is one of Mina's that I missed. Then I received it as an ebook which lasted a few seconds as my tablet informed me that it could not support TPL upgrades. So. Moving on.

Anna is a woman addicted to true crime podcasts. One morning her marriage to Hamish explodes in front of their two young daughters; in truth, she's not the most likeable protagonist, sometimes prone to violence. As Anna deals – poorly – with the fallout, tuning into a podcast called Death and the Dana for distraction. The owner of the private yacht that inexplicably blew up and sank at sea with owner himself and two teenagers aboard is a name she knows. Leon Parker. A man she'd once met and admired while working at Castle Skibo resort in Scotland. The podcast cuts through the contemporary media hype, the lax police work that nevertheless convicted a young chef for their murders; the producer and narrator, Trina Keany, concludes that Parker likely sabotaged the ship to kill himself and his two children.

At the time, Leon had recently married Gretchen Tiegler, head of an ultra-powerful European family. A woman who had once tried to kill Anna. Or is Anna her real name? As the podcast winds on, Anna is clearly in a panic, resisting suicidal thoughts, racing to see old friends in Scotland, but stuck with tag-along anorexic Fin—husband of the woman Hamish had just absconded with. Fin was lately a rock band star, mourning his now-bankrupt status. Anna feels compelled to disprove the podcast's rationale, to defend her long-ago friend, but her real undoing is a photo of herself and Fin, taken as they drove away and posted online. After years of shielding her identity, Anna again becomes a target for Gretchen.

If that makes it sound fairly straightforward, it's not. It's an inventive, intricate, intriguing story—or two. The fractious but tender relationship between Anna and Fin is irresistible, especially when he spontaneously becomes a podcaster himself. There seem to be no limits to author Mina's versatility, creativity, and relevance.

Bits

▪ I was just sitting on the side of the bath, wishing I was dead. Hamish was leaving me. He was taking my girls. My friend had betrayed me. (49)

▪ "It's just low blood sugar. When I haven't eaten for a while." (107)

▪ I didn't believe Leon would kill his kids but was sure that Gretchen had decided who the official killer would be. This had her stamp all over it. (111)

▪ "Ooooh," Adam grinned. "Like you're armchair detectives now?" (141)

▪ "Anna, no one pays a crew in cash up front. They've got every reason to fuck off." (141)

▪ A body was on the ground thirty feet away, moving in the dark. Twin red lights blinked and reverse lights came on. (201)

▪ I felt as if I was sliding off the side of the world. I started crying. Fin took my hand and held it until I stopped. (221)

▪ I might never get to speak to her again so I just blurted it out: "Trina, no one tells the truth about her. No one stands up to her." (227)

▪ "The same dress. Twice." She seemed quite pleased about the sale. (262)

▪ "Violetta was too good to say it but I did: You. Are. Broke. Stop spending, Leon!" (283)

 

Novels No. 67

Fiona Barton. Local Gone Missing. USA: Penguin, 2022.

DI Elise King is on leave, recovering from cancer surgery in her new home in coastal town Ebbing. She's becoming accustomed to the locals who resent the weekenders with their holiday homes, although their business spending is welcome. Elise's cleaner, Dee, is a local who avoids gossip, unlike the majority including her neighbour Ronnie who's always on hand to help out. When two teenagers overdose at the town's music festival sponsored by Pete Diamond—an event protested by the locals—it's Elise who finds them, and quickly discovers her friend DS Caro Brennan is on the job. Finding the drug dealer is Caro's mission, but the disappearance of affable, man-about-town Charlie Perry becomes a project for Elise; Ronnie enthusiastically rides shotgun for her. Charlie, saddled with mouthy, vitriolic wife Pauline, has been privately agonizing over the amount of his debts and how to pay for his disabled daughter's care.

Besides following Elise's path, we hear from Dee—worried that husband Liam is secretly up to no good with pub owner Dave and/or possibly using drugs again. On top of that, she's hiding a concern about her recently deceased brother and his criminal associates. Everyone in town gets even more tense when Charlie's body is found; he was not the only local person experiencing serious financial trouble. Elise is pronounced fit to work again, to officially head the murder investigation. She has her hands full with uncovering Charlie's strange connections, and why he was so broke.

Good characters here; dizzying twists employed. Motivations for nefarious activities are not necessarily what they seem and keep you guessing. Detective Elise King appears in Barton's next book, Talking to Strangers, so that should be a treat.

Bits

▪ "Bottom line, Charlie, is that we can't afford any more. Surely there's a council place she could go to?" (27)

▪ Charlie's face looked ghoulish and distorted in the green spotlights raking the crowd, his eyes bulging and his mouth wide open. (40)

▪ They were very different animals: Caro was brilliant at thinking on her feet but incapable of being anywhere on time, while Elise was borderline OCD. (43)

▪ "I don't believe he would abandon his daughter without a word." (103)

▪ I should ring Liam and warn him but I don't want to talk to him. The look on his face when he heard the radio this morning. (156)

▪ "He's as guilty as sin but we'll have to start again to build a case." (169)

▪ "It was only supposed to be a one-off. A pity shag. But she wouldn't let it go." (219)

▪ "And there were some very valuable antiques and jewelry[sic] missing but we found only Mr. Williams's computer in Bennett's squat." (275)

Amy Gentry. Last Woman Standing. USA: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, 2019.

It's not in your usual mystery novel that a stand-up comedian plays the protagonist. But fate often seems to push Dana Diaz into involuntary commitments. She's in Austin to prepare for a contest that attracts comedy acts from across the country. Not a terribly social person, she finds herself enjoying the company of a stranger, Amanda, who had applauded her turn at the mic. Common ground in the new friendship is that both had been deeply humiliated and hurt by controlling men. Amanda, a software/cyber techie, doesn't spare her fury over her (now ex-) boss Doug who had royally screwed her out of her job. Dana is slower to confess her inadvertent sexual incident with Aaron Neely who happens to be one of the contest judges and influential in the industry. Soon after, Neely mysteriously leaves both town and contest, to Dana's great relief and Amanda's triumphant glee ... oh yes, a little blackmail works. And Amanda has a plan for Dana to return the favour: Round One. Reluctantly Dana obliges, and in doing so, discovers Betty—a disturbing new self to enhance her stage performances.

Success urges them on and Amanda wants Round Two of their grievance pact. Down go two more "guys like that": misogynistic men. Dana's favour for Amanda goes awry, Dana recognizing ruefully that vengeance accelerates her own taste for violence. Then Dana places second in the comedy contest finals, getting serious sponsor attention; she's off to LA for big-time opportunities and reconnecting with her old writing partner Jason. She ignores Amanda's demands for Round Three, unaware of the bizarre consequences approaching. Soon the pressure is on Dana to sort out the truth from lies while trying to protect herself and Jason from being stalked. The tables are turned deftly, more than once.

Oh-so-clever author, Ms Gentry. Only a master craftswoman could create such credible but damaged personalities, maintaining an elevated suspense level. But I must say, it all sort of makes you want to go to Austin—sounded like a fun town at that time with the competing comedians.

Dana

▪ It seemed possible at that moment that she might become, if not a fan, something I needed even more: a friend. (15)

▪ What he'd liked was humiliating me in the back of his SUV, showing me how small and insignificant and utterly disposable I was to a man like him and, by extension, to the industry whose highest ranks he represented. (32)

▪ Betty stood up again and swung the statue into his ribs and watched him crumple to the floor. (116)

▪ "She knows I'm here, and she knows I'm with you. She's been sending me creepy messages." (189)

▪ She didn't want me just to hurt Jason; she wanted me to kill him. (236)

▪ An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. A death for a death. She was homicidal. (236)

Amanda

▪ "Once we moved in together, he started hiding my phone to keep me from going to auditions. Spying on me. Threatening me." (10)

▪ "Neely doesn't know who we are, but we have this video. We know everything about him, and we can get to him any time." (56)

▪ "I've got skills, remember?" she said, wiggling her fingers like a magician. "Just leave it to me." (38)

▪ "I got your back," she prompted. "Now you get mine." (57)

▪ "He's too savvy to open a link, but if you can upload this to his computer, we can do some serious damage." (98)

▪ "But you can't run away from this forever. You have one more name, Dana. And so do I." (124-5)