David Baldacci. Simply Lies. L.P. USA: Grand Central Publishing, 2023.
Without a doubt, this is the most convoluted mystery novel I’ve ever read. Or else my brain could be on its last legs. Mickey Gibson is a forensics-trained, crack investigator for private firm ProEye; her expertise is tracking hidden financial assets. She’s ex-police, working remote, raising two rambunctious toddlers. A legit-sounding call from Arlene Robinson at ProEye sends her on an urgent mission to inventory the contents of a derelict mansion; instead she finds the dead body of Daniel Pottinger. He was known for being deep into illicit activities on a global scale, having turned recluse in later life. But fingerprints identify him as Harry Langhorne, a whole different person: a clever accountant for the mob’s illegal businesses who had skimmed millions from them and then turned state’s evidence to convict/imprison them all. Was it a revenge kill, or someone seeking his concealed hoard of money?
Arlene stays in touch as Clarisse; she knows a lot about Mickey’s family and uses threats to force her to cooperate, their exchanges all by phone or email. A mistress of disguise, Clarisse needs Mickey’s skills to find the killer, but we don’t know why or even who she is. Mickey’s goal is to discover that and expose her. It’s like hunting through an avalanche to get information from retired cops, offshore banks, witness protection (WITSEC) families, registered agents for corporations, assisted living homes, angry criminals—one dangerous step after another (or sideways or backwards). So many people searching for illegal treasure. Adding to the ultra-twisted tale, the details of international money transactions are overwhelming—think bitcoin, metaverse, ethereum, non-fungible tokens.
Basically I struggled and stumbled my way, grasping little about what was going on. Obviously Mickey, with her resources, fared far better at it. Many characters along the way harbour secret identities and puzzling clues – and threats. It’s educational. It’s exhausting. People who understand high finance will love this novel.
Mickey
▪ She slowly opened the door and saw the small box on the porch. Gibson gently opened it just as the phone inside began to ring. (46)
▪ Pottinger had died from poisoning. That was not what hitmen did. They shot you, usually. Anyone could poison someone and watch while they croaked. (165)
▪ This shit is so complicated it’ll take you the rest of your life to figure it out, and even that probably wouldn’t be long enough. (373)
▪ When she looked at herself in the mirror afterward, she saw a woman who’d had the wits scared clean out of her. (379)
Clarisse
▪ “I don’t leave tracks. I did it all electronically. Just like you do with your work, Mickey.” (73)
▪ Her job was to remain in the background moving her chess pieces around. And Gibson was her queen on the front lines, or at least she hoped the woman had the potential to become such a powerful tool. (135)
▪ You can care about someone and still hate them at the same time. At least I can. (169)
▪ Clarisse felt the tip of the knife bite into her neck. She felt the drop of blood freed from her body. (402)
Sam Wiebe. Guns Across the River. Canada: Harbour Publishing Co. Ltd., 2026.
A change of pace to a more regular whodunnit. PI Dave Wakeland is a threat assessment investigator, or security consultant, living in a “float-home” in Vancouver’s Sea Village. One night after a poker game with his partner Jeff Chen and other cronies, Dave rescues a girl who jumped into the sea from the nearby 30-metre bridge. Dave is curious to know who she is, why he senses she had been chased, and why she had a bleeding wound, but the hospital and police block his efforts. A visit from a professional enforcer-type—a rather scary female, calling herself Sgt. McPhail—warns Dave away from getting involved with the girl. He knows McPhail is no cop as she claims.
The girl says her name is Nicola Havoc. When told that her father Mark was coming to get her, she disappears from the hospital. It’s not the only time Dave will have to search for her. He’s not leaving this alone; he’s located an odd rural family that wants to find Mark Havoc, aka Marcus R. Havelock. Nicola has only fond memories of him. But the man has left an angry trail of ripped-off, vicious customers who tried to buy his stock of illegal “ghost guns.” It may be all-out warfare in the Fraser Valley if Dave doesn’t find Havoc first. This dangerous kind of work makes him debate whether he can commit to girlfriend Eden. Nicola’s character is treated with great care.
Dave’s intentions or plans may fall apart at times, but the tension wracks up to the last shocking page. The sneaky humour is perfect: more Sam Wiebe!
Peeks
▪ “Teens know the nice guy figure of authority is the one most likely running a game on them.” (51)
▪ This woman with the face like a broken-in catcher’s mitt exerted a Tsarina’s pull over the two grown men. (80)
▪ “You told him what room she was in. I heard you on the phone.” (99)
▪ What I knew of Nicola: she was canny, resourceful, fearless and nearing the end of her rope. (102)
▪ But these things weren’t guns as I understood the term. These were plastic kits designed to squeeze through a loophole in a broken system. (158)
▪ I twisted, trying to move the chains down my hips and below my knees. Shimmying took effort and the chains didn’t move at all. (215)
▪ “You’re not ruthless enough for this business,” Catesby said. “You know that, don’t you, Wakeland?” (232)

