Holiday Cracker on a Tiny Scale

Expressed so much better by other people:

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
~ Victor Borge

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

~ Anon.

The past isn't dead; it isn't even past.

~ William Faulkner

I finally got it all together. Now where did I put it?
~ Anon.

Don'tcha wanna keep on moving'

Don'tcha wanna get undone?

~ Murray McLauchlan, "Down by the Henry Moore"

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
~ Bob Hope

From the 2016 Limelights:

The word DEVIL appeared in four titles I read this year.

The Word EVIL appeared twice.

What does that tell you?

Absolutely nada.

To all a most Happy Festivus from the rest of us.